Comic Book Collector Gifts

Batman at the Maternity Ward

No Action Comics

It used to be all about truth and justice. Now, mostly I fight for market share.

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

"Good. Now take the reward money and invest it. Something long-term, like,15 to 20 years."

'He dresses a little odd, but he's a super lawyer.'

Group discount therapy.

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

Tortoise and hair.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

"It's an audio alternative called reading."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'I have to let you guys go. I can get the toys made cheaper in China.'

"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."

The Almost Exciting Adventures of Superfluousman.

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Captain Compensation!'

'Wait a moment...I said a pair of dogs...not a pair of chihuahuas, a pair of poodles, a pair of beagles, a pair of...'

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

"And I being of sound find authorise that my entire stock of kryptonite be distributed amongst the citizens of Planet Zug.."

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

Mobius Comic Strip.

"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."

Superman giving a talk about his process

Captain No-No

"I feel so inadequate! What do I know about saving the world?"

'You have a red belt already?'

'The Grim reaper upgrades'

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

Batman getting the subway

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

'You're going too fast! Slow down! Look out! You're getting too close!'

James couldn't figure out why Superman never got teased.

'And what misguided soul gave you the idea that a lot of crime was occurring underwater in the first place?'

The Life Challenged Zombies.