Vintage Comic Collector Gifts

The Height of Impudence.

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Laos! Cambodia! Why can't we stay in Vietnam, where we belong?"

Deuced Funny!

Education Act of 1870

Tit for Tat.

Brown, Jones and Robinson - The Riding School

Doctor suggesting treatments that will scare off a gratis patient

Priest shouting to drunken man

International Comparisons

'Now he's just showing off -he's giving it a light perm, too.'

'I am undressed'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"You've changed."

Bears catching fish