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The Height of Impudence.

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Laos! Cambodia! Why can't we stay in Vietnam, where we belong?"

Deuced Funny!

Education Act of 1870

Tit for Tat.

Brown, Jones and Robinson - The Riding School

Doctor suggesting treatments that will scare off a gratis patient

Priest shouting to drunken man

International Comparisons

'Now he's just showing off -he's giving it a light perm, too.'

'I am undressed'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Bears catching fish

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."