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A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

"Think they're dumb enough to buy the bridge, too?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".