Vintage Comic Enthusiast Gifts

True Modesty.

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

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"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Super hero dog.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'