Vintage Comic Admirer Gifts

"When those damn graphic novels started coming out—that's when it all went down the toilet."

I can't find the gears!

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Iliadette.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Redlaw and the Phantom

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"It was her mothers"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Fashion over function!"

A man selling a horse to an older lady