Retro Comics Admirer Gifts

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

"Now do you believe me?"

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"So...What's your excuse for being late today?"

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

The Royal Hussars

Pistols at dawn.

"I can't pay for this so I'll wash the dishes."

"I'm a hunter." "I'm a gatherer."

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'

Fat footman has been told he will be dismissed if he doeas not lose weight