Retro Comics Admirer Gifts

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Now do you believe me?"

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

"So...What's your excuse for being late today?"

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

'A few years ago I switched from the utility belt to utility suspenders.'

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

The Royal Hussars

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

Pistols at dawn.

9-1-1. What is your emergency? I've been held captive in a lame comic strip since 1989.

"Darn fool! That's not what I meant when I told him to get out there and put on a brave face."

"I can't pay for this so I'll wash the dishes."

"I'm a hunter." "I'm a gatherer."

"With wins today, the Monster team and the Ghost team are moving on to the big game in two weeks." The Monsters will need to play better against the Ghosts. Dracula must come out for blood next time. And Frankenstein has to show up with his head on straight. If the fans hate the Ghosts, it might be impossible to beat them. Yeah, they love hearing "Boo!".

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'