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Tropical.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"It covers up all the debt."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

"It's your turn to change him."

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

Ask Sadie. I am getting divorced and I moved to Vegas. Do you think that's a smart move? - Jim. *Actual reader letter. Jim, this is a great question. One I get all the time. You do? Really? Oh yes, people are always asking me for my advice after they've already done something. You're about to yell. What do you need me for if you've already moved, you !@#$ dillweed? She gives that answer all the time.

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

"Now do you believe me?"

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

"You know darn well my maiden name wasn't Rex. Why do you ask?"