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Learning to Swim

"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."

Men reading the morning paper on the train

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

What's a good name for Charles when he's king?

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Recalculating route..."

"She wishes to range free!"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?