Classic Cartoon Fans Gifts

'Regarding my Sunday sermon which you typed up, Ms. Sims...it's not 'Saddam and Gomorrah'...'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Recalculating route..."

"She wishes to range free!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?