Historical Cartoon Fan Gifts

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Sailor offering lady a drink which she will only accept as medicine,

"Look, Mama! I'm not a liability any more."

Scruffy looking man asking whether one should take one's hat into an evening party

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Some of them are smiling -- do you suppose they're undertaxed?'

'Wait a minute - I thought you were the enemies of peace and liberty, oppressors of the common man and godless servants of injustice.'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'My eyesight's not what it used to be.'

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

"Well, that's good enough for me. Shall I show you to your new office?"

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

Actualities - Diplomacy cannot rock Mars, god of war, to sleep

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

Sympathetic Friend. 'Well, my dear, I'm sure your mother will miss you sadly after your having been with her for so long!'

"Time for dinner. Cook fast - I'm hungry."

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

Day Before the Derby.

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

A One-Sided View.

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

'Did that thing just abduct your dollar.'

'Postgrad Pat.'

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extremely high levels of polyester.'