Historical Comic Fan Gifts

'No, I don't welcome dissenting views!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Super Heroes.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Suffering from Cooties?

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Naked Mole Rat

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Cow of BEEF

Slugfest!

Gremlins 47

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Batman O' War

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

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