Historical Comics Fan Gifts

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Suffering from Cooties?

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Naked Mole Rat

Next in Lion

"Bonk!"

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Batman O' War

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Tony Weller ejects Mr. Stiggins

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"