History Comic Lover Gifts

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Servicemen.

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"You're on a what?!"

Knight Golfing

Moses' Tablet

"Have you been playing dice?"

When laundry ruled the waves.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"It is we."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."