History Comic Gifts

'Parking is always such a problem in this city.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Jim Carrey,

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Dog training

John Cleese.

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Spike Milligan

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Woody Allen

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Alan Carr

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Comedy course highlights fake nose

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

'You said he wasn't a dirty comedian. This guy is filthy!'

Dawn French.

Second Anglo-Afghan War- Parliament Recalled

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'A few years ago I switched from the utility belt to utility suspenders.'

'For some reason they've nailed the mike to the floor.'

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

Here We Go Again

"Your speech made the Wall Street Journal and Comedy Central."