History Comic Lover Pillows

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Servicemen.

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"You're on a what?!"

Knight Golfing

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Moses' Tablet

'Where was the TSA?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"It is we."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."