Comic Lover Gifts

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

IRS: You are here - arrow points to taxes, in between birth and death.

7 Dwarves of Midlife.

'No, Miss Smith... I asked if you could roll your R's.'

It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

"You're lucky, Dave. You have talent."

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'Your weight problem is partly genetic and partly Boston Cream pie.'

'Go ahead, speak some legal lingo. I want to try out this translation app.'

'All I know is that we found him on Monster.com.'

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

'Would you stop leaving incontinence leaflets lying about! I've told you, I don't have a problem!'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"I'm not very good at delivering bad news so you're perfectly fine."

'I have to say I had a different impression of what Reiki is all about.'

'It's a copyright thing.'

'I...2...many...'

Vampires Into Stem Cells.

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Really? ..So when I said I'd found you a bed, you thought you'd have it all to yourself?!'

'The challenge in teaching junior high is that the maturity levels can fluctuate from 12th grade to 3rd grade in a matter of seconds.'

'Sorry, but we're looking for more diversity.'

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

"Oh yeah? Well my dad's child support payments are bigger than your dad's."

'How can we prevent preganancy? We don't even know what causes it.'

'Brick is overrated. Let me show you something in sticks or straw.'

Acme Pest Control

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'

'It's the antitrust commission dear, they say we have to get divorced!'

"That's not what I expected when I asked for a second opinion."

"It's me acne, Doc, it's getting' so's I'm feelin' too ashamed to go out"