Comics Lover Gifts

'My god ! - I must have been mad thinking there was safety in numbers !'

'Quit complaining. We all started out as a low man on the totem pole.'

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

Superhero

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"I'd really like to retire and spend more time gathering."

'Antibodies on the Go - An I-Can-Read Medical Book'

'You can only believe half of what you read on a cave wall.'

'Clark, dear. It's your mom. Are you decent?'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'It's so CROWDED! Between you and me, I'm not very good with people.' 'Between you and me, that's why you're here.'

'My kingdom for a horse - or a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad.'

'I have a foolproof escape plan, but it'll have to wait until my toenails get a little longer.'

Super Obama!

'He's falling behind again - I told you he'd bed trouble!'

'You'll lose all your powers to Brussels.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"I don't think I'm quite ready for society to go totally paper-less."

Respected Professionals

Baskin and Robin

Before leaping tall buildings in a single bound, Superman always made sure to do adequate stretching exercises

"Is it so bad to check everyone's oven as I fly by?"

'Hurry! To the Escape Pod!'

Psychiatrist

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"It's like some space alien came to town and said, 'No fun allowed' in this city!'"

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'I don't think this is it either, Ponce.'