Comic Book Lover Gifts

'You're grounded.'

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

"My God—do you suppose it can read?!"

"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

'Lose some weight before you go flying again. Or at least get a bigger cape.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Tintin - Bad Herg�

"Surely you can tell me your secret identity."

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Bully to classmate: 'Rising expenses will force me to beat an extra five cents out of you.'

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

Distracted Surgeons.

"Thanks, Batman!"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Thanks, screen saver, but I already have it in sleep mode.'

Angel/Devil.

Ninja.

Batman applying make-up

'We don't have any vehicle registration, do we?'

Superhero Selfie

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

'I think this 'selling yourself' has gone to his head!'

'Bobby!... It's not polite to stare at people just because they're differently abled.'

super heroes have to undergo pre flight scans.

'Here's an opening for a sales manager...they want someone from the planet Krypton.'

'Anyway. Long story short. It turns out that I am not, in fact, Spiderman.'

'Dad can we go and see the Manga Carta this weekend?'

Weapons of mass destruction.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.