Comic Book Fan Gifts

"Them's fighting words."

The Mostly Invisible Man

The advanced motivational exercise required killing the boss, burying the body and not ratting out your co-workers.

Scientist discover a new superbug

'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'

Dear Santa...

'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist.'

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

Introducing...Idiotman!

"I believe they're a debt collection agency."

"Thanks, Super Rich Man."

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

"Here's my card, sweetie. I also happen to do a bit of lawyering on the side."

"I see under special skills you've listed, 'able to leap tall buildings in a single bound'."

The singularity is near

'Your gun is shooting a little high there, Hank.'

'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Another dinner party ruined by a poorly thought-out seating arrangement

"Legal thinks it looks like Satan, Marketing thinks Batman."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

The Shed Mystery: 'Well, don't forget Occam's Razor...The principle of the obvious answer usually being the correct one...that it's a portal to an 8th dimension parallel universe...'

'Buy me a drink, Mister?', 'Sorry, Miss, but I'm a married man. You know -- broke.'

'We think you're old enough to know now, Son -- You, me, your mother... we're all just cartoons in a magazine.'

Superhero with Acrophobia

The First Sign Your Child May Be A Superhero.

'Robot Insults'

'Mr Human Spider? I'm from Health & Safety. May I have a word...?'

'My corns tell me when there's rain about - they get wet!'

'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'

Worm Spats: 'You're a slimy worm! I hate every inch of you!'

They'd think twice about defacing Elliott's Camaro again.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."