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"And then Joel didn't come in today, soI had to do all his pillaging."

Take a ride with the reaper.

The battle against EU corruption.

Cat attempts to drown dog.

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Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

Wow, it's going to be a cold night! Too bad you're not allowed in the house...

'...so then Hortense left him, and - Arthur, are you listening to me?'

"I'm not homophobic, but could you read that inside a copy of Men Only."

'Look, you need a Pharaoh and I need a job.'

What Icecap?

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

Gusty Day.

'Yep, I'm saving the world, not carbon footprints.'

"Watch and learn, Son."

Sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like if I had been born in the wild

Either this beer is making me intoxicated or you are

I dont care what your life coach told you. You don't get to choose your battles.

"I used to be a good boy, too."

Pathetic...

Obamaman vs. Rightzilla

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing