Comics And Cartoons Fan Gifts

Gun shop - don't know what to get that graduate with a short temper?

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Reagacentennial

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Early photobombing

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Love Conquers All

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."