Cartoon And Animation Fan Gifts

Witch from Snow White talks to her Magic Mirror,

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Lactose Intolerant

The Runaway Horse

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Your shoe's untied.'

A caveman paints from life

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'