Cartoon Fan Gifts

"Is the homework fresh?"

"Do we have time for this?"

"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"

"Yes, Jeffrey, it too brave men to settle the West. But it also took a particular kind of courage to stay right here in Darien."

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

Death on the Weekend

"Well, Bob, it looks like a paper cut, but just to be sure let's do lots of tests."

"I'm starting to really like the smell of cocaine."

When life gives you lemons...

"Toilet or tap?"

"I'll never be Big Bird."

"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

William Wallace & Gromit.

"I'm afraid you have a yeast infection."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'I'm pretty sure he's been s-q-u-a-s-h-e-d...'

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"Welcome to America, bitch."

'May contain Cnuts.'

"Kennel changes a dog, Muffin."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt."

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

"You have such beautiful eyes."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'

"What is it, boy? Want to go outside?"

No... Clocks. DO YOU HAVE CLOCKS? It's a good thing Chuck raised his voice, because Pedro understood loud English.

'Looks like the doctor confirmed my diagnosis. It's not just your bowel. Everything about you is irritable.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'Are you saying my kid's a liar'