Comedy And Cartoons Fan Gifts

New Migrating Patterns

Packaging Russian Dolls

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Puss in cement boots"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Plum jam...

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

World of Cow.

Possums that ski.

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"