Comedy And Cartoons Fan Pillows

New Migrating Patterns

Packaging Russian Dolls

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Puss in cement boots"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Plum jam...

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Cat at Surprise Party.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Possums that ski.

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.