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'Well, I don't suppose it'll be the last project to go completely wrong!'

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Nap time."

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"I hope you've had your shots!"

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

'It's a bill collector!'

"Butt cracker"

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

At the office of Dr. Picasso, Plastic Surgeon