Lover Of Funny Cartoons Pillows

'What's gotten into Grandma? 'No' was right on the tip of her tongue today.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"We have an exceptionally loyal workforce."

Packaging Russian Dolls

How Moms explain.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"You must be the demolition team."

Golfer in a tree.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Need to know basis

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

"Occupied!"

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'When are you going to clean out this closet?'

Sleeping Fish.

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

'Do you have a reservation?'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

"No, no... your driver license."