Lover Of Cartoon Humor Pillows

The Devil Who Perceives Himself As An Angel

Billy. The Kid.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Witch dice.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"I hope you've had your shots!"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Chicken Coupe.

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Cat Dreams.

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Butt cracker"