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The Devil Who Perceives Himself As An Angel

Billy. The Kid.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

I told you we were late!

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Witch dice.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Cleaning up space junk.

"I hope you've had your shots!"

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Chicken Coupe.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"Butt cracker"

"Able to take flak - I like that!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."