Cartoon And Humor Lover Gifts

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Shy man under table marked Reserved

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Torturing the English Language

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Billy. The Kid.

Cariactures

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."