Cartoon Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"

"I liked the couch better where it was."

I told you there was something weird about that horizon line.

'Yes son, rolling in a ball is a pretty good defence mechanism, but I like to use my club as a deterrent as well...'

"As a young man growing up in today's complicated world, I think it's important for me to stay in touch with world events."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Billy. The Kid.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

Reagacentennial

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'