Cartoon Comedy Enthusiast Mugs

"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"

"I liked the couch better where it was."

'Yes son, rolling in a ball is a pretty good defence mechanism, but I like to use my club as a deterrent as well...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Billy. The Kid.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"The unlucky lemming"

"She's just being Koi."

Trump leaving

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Love Conquers All