Cartoon Enthusiast Mugs

"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."

"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."

"Take your time."

'I've been clean for six months now.'

"I'll just eat at the bar."

"I want you to lie as still as possible while Lyle and I take our lunch break."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'Ratty! Moley! You'll be pleased to hear I've finally found something more exciting than the motor car - crack cocaine!'

'Does a paper cut from a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue count as a sports related injury?'

'Nice to see you again. We must do ants sometime.'

'Oh, no! A love rat!'

"Rupid Raronarirus!"

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

"They don't call me the man who likes to hit people with a piece of wood for no reason."

"It wasn't really insulin. You don't have diabetes yet. It was just a warning shot."

Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

'Honey, when you grow up I want you to be assertive, independent and strong-willed. But while you're a kid, I want you to be passive, pliable and obedient.'

'Of course you don't feel any better. Two years ago I gave you six months to live. You do the math.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

Stairway to heaven with man in wheelchair at bottom.

Miscommunication

"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."

"Looks like it could be depression."

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist.

A giraffe has another giraffe head in its ossicones.

'I'm calling you a cab.'

'I think your test grading is biased in favor of students who answer the test questions correctly.'

"Sure, it looks good. Too good. Trust me, there's always a catch."

"Big day, Haskins. The training wheels come off.",

'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'

"You have logic, I have Roscoe."