Cartoon And Comic Enthusiast Mugs

The little old lady who lived in a shoe in Antarctica.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Billy. The Kid.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Reagacentennial

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A caveman paints from life

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Superheroes take a selfie

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."