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Panhandler to dog, 'Stop beggin'!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Billy. The Kid.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Reagacentennial

Horror movies

A caveman paints from life

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"The unlucky lemming"

Love Conquers All

"She's just being Koi."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

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