Lover Of Humorous Cartoons Pillows

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"You must be the demolition team."

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

How Moms explain.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'It's a bill collector!'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

Golfer in a tree.

Need to know basis

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

"I can't shake the feeling that people don't respect me."

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

"Occupied!"

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Sleeping Fish.

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."

Underdog.

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'