Lovers Of Humorous Cartoons Pillows

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Horror movies

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Giant Headless Horseman

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Need to know basis

"You must be the demolition team."

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

Mouse on Stilts

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

Way out man!

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Do you have a reservation?'

'That's a good example of the Prime Minister's Temper or P.M.T. as we call it here.'

'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

The old good-doc, bad cop routine.

"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

'Between you and me, I'd rather be me.'

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

"You gotta be kidding me... A Triceratops? Last week it was a Stegosaurus and a Pterodactyl the week before but never a Tyrannosaurus."