Lovers Of Humorous Cartoons Gifts

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Horror movies

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Giant Headless Horseman

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

That's a street lamp, Steve.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Need to know basis

"You must be the demolition team."

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

Mouse on Stilts

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

'That's a good example of the Prime Minister's Temper or P.M.T. as we call it here.'

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Way out man!

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

The old good-doc, bad cop routine.

"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

'Between you and me, I'd rather be me.'

'Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?'