Fans Of Quirky Cartoons Gifts

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Cat being licked by plant.

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

Dog Jogger

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

That's a street lamp, Steve.

Need to know basis

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"You must be the demolition team."

Completing the Beast

Golfer in a tree.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

"I can't shake the feeling that people don't respect me."

Circle and square.

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

Turkey Hotline

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

The effect of impotency pills in our water.

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Do you have a reservation?'

Birth of a conspiracy theorist. Sooo

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

Sleeping Fish.

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."