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Symbiotic Relationship: Cow and Frog

Sleeping Fish.

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Camel In The Tent

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Anyone who's troubled by viewing the victim's corpse is free to leave the courtroom at this time.'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Minister's File

'This is what happens when you mess about with nature.'

"Once they're under they'll never know."

"You must be the demolition team."

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

Need to know basis

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Dry Lipped Cow.