Fan Of Quirky Cartoons Gifts

'I'm no expert, but I'd say it has something to do with the recoil action.'

Man playing with croissants at the breakfast table

'Don't mind Jacob. He was raised by dogs and is just committing you to memory.'

Golfer in a tree.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

Social Ouija

"I'm not going near there, Bobby. I heard about one remote that went in and never was found."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"You must be the demolition team."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Need to know basis

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

"I can't shake the feeling that people don't respect me."

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

"Occupied!"

Gravedigger

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'Do you have a reservation?'

"You'll need this stick."

Sleeping Fish.

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'