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"Skip the Hygiene Video, just pick my teeth."

"Scrunchy."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Occupied!"

Lost lost property.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Cat at Surprise Party.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

Possums that ski.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'