Fan Of Funny Cartoons Mugs

"Skip the Hygiene Video, just pick my teeth."

"Scrunchy."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Occupied!"

Lost lost property.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"He chases submarines."

World of Cow.

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor