Fan Of Cartoon Humor Mugs

'Perhaps I was a bit TOO graphic in explaining the surgical procedure.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"He chases submarines."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Possums that ski.

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

World of Cow.