Fan Of Cartoon Humor Mugs

'Perhaps I was a bit TOO graphic in explaining the surgical procedure.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Cat at Surprise Party.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"He chases submarines."

World of Cow.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Possums that ski.

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor