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Spectator distracted by a tennis players knickers.

'Boy, am I worried. I hear that lambskin condoms are all the rage!'

'Watch out for falling archers.'

"Thank you for not overreacting to economic indicators!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'It's a bill collector!'

That's a street lamp, Steve.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

Golfer in a tree.

"You must be the demolition team."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Need to know basis

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

"Occupied!"

"Mind if I have the guys over to watch some poker?"

"I can't shake the feeling that people don't respect me."

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Gravedigger

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Sleeping Fish.

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'Do you have a reservation?'

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

'Between you and me, I'd rather be me.'

'Oh, come on! you know I can't read.'