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Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Bird Feeder Restaurant

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

That's a street lamp, Steve.

Golfer in a tree.

Need to know basis

"You must be the demolition team."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

"I can't shake the feeling that people don't respect me."

'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

"Mind if I have the guys over to watch some poker?"

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

"Occupied!"

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Gravedigger

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

Sleeping Fish.

'Between you and me, I'd rather be me.'

'Don't mind Jacob. He was raised by dogs and is just committing you to memory.'

'Oh, come on! you know I can't read.'

Thinking man's crumpet.