Fans Of Clever Cartoons Gifts

That's a street lamp, Steve.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Horror movies

"Recalculating route..."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'The Final Merger'

'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

Medieval King

Sure, snoring is a big issue at our house too: you've seen the size of my dad's nose...

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

Computers affect real life.

'How dumb can you get?'