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"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Horror movies

"Recalculating route..."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Your future looks charming.'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'The Final Merger'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Sure, snoring is a big issue at our house too: you've seen the size of my dad's nose...

Computers affect real life.

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

The Heating Oil Problem.

'How dumb can you get?'

Medieval King