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Spectator distracted by a tennis players knickers.

'Boy, am I worried. I hear that lambskin condoms are all the rage!'

'Watch out for falling archers.'

"Thank you for not overreacting to economic indicators!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'It's a bill collector!'

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"You must be the demolition team."

Golfer in a tree.

Need to know basis

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

"Mind if I have the guys over to watch some poker?"

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

"Occupied!"

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Gravedigger

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Sleeping Fish.

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'Between you and me, I'd rather be me.'

"No, no... your driver license."

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

'Oh, come on! you know I can't read.'

Bird Feeder Restaurant